Monday, January 5, 2009

el Mo's New Year Resolution 2009

Elmo heard that it is not good to have too many new year resolutions. Elmo read it in the news paper. Here, let Elmo type it out for you...

Making self-improvement New Year's resolutions often leaves people feeling worse, the British mental health charity Mind warned yesterday.

Mind urged people not to make resolutions focusing of physical imperfections... lead to feelings of low self esteem, hopelessness and even mild depression.... Mind suggested resolution-makers focus instead on being active, connecting with nature, learning something new and working for one's community.

Wowww...

However, Elmo thinks his New Year Resolutions are okay, because Elmo thinks he is physically perfect. And Elmo looks just exactly like how he wants to look like - like his actor cousin, Elmo from Sesame St.

So Elmo's resolutions are simple.
1. Elmo wants that coveted job of stunt double for Elmo's cousin. Elmo has done many stunts in his life, and Elmo is confident of being able to handle showbiz.
2. Elmo wants to be more active online, and try to learn something new at Teddy's University of Research & Development (TURD).
3. Elmo wants to remain as cute as ever, because Elmo is the cutest thing on earth, and Elmo is very proud of that fact.
4. Elmo wants to learn the "Crank dat Superman - Souljaboy" dance. It looks nice.

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